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Good Jokes :-
- A young man saved his girlfriend`s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY” with low battery image and with no ringtone.
Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.
The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for “Innovation and Peace”.
- A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
Doctor used to give her a rose daily and engineer used to give the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked engineer: There is a meaning of giving rose in love.
Why are you giving apple?
Engineer answered: Because “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”
