Jokes
Wife – Let go for dinner tonight.
Husband (HR Manger) – ok
Husband- Should we go to a cheap restaurant?
Wife- No. Let`s go to Royal Palace hotel.
Husband- (silence for a minute)-OK, see you at 7.O`Clock.
On the way, around 6.30 pm.
Husband- Once time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Wife-What`s so difficult in it.
Husband- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.
Wife- I can easily beat you.
Husband – Please leave it. It`s not your cup of tea.
Wife- Let us have that competition right now.
Husband – So you want to see yourself defeated .
Wife- Let`s see
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating.
After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.
The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, ”you lose”.
The bill was Rs.50/-and wife was back home, happy with her bet win.
Moral of the Story
Main aim of a HR Manger is to satisfy employee with minimum investment. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return on Investment.