❝Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.❞
- Boyfriend – Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend – It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
- Girl – Which laptop do u have?
Boy – I have A HP G-62 with Intel Core 13 Processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 Bit… 2 GB RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphic card and which laptop do u have?
Girl – Grey color Laptop.
- Teacher - Why are u late?
Student – Because of a sing down the road.
Teacher – What does a sing have to do with your being late?
Student – The sign said, “School ahead go slow!”.
